So you’re a sick senior and government says no nursing home is available


by Louise Downing
posted on Monday, September 05, 2011

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth?
No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?
 


 


COMMENTS

Posted by Ann Fisherman  on  09/20  at  04:49 AM

Yeah, so weird! But i don’t want to give my grand pa a gun and shoot politicians. Its very puzzling for me to think that being prisoned and treated and no payment and taxes than going to a home for the aged and then pay. Haha.


Posted by fm antenna  on  11/21  at  06:07 AM

This is the good step u have taken. Thanks for writing this, its clear you have spent a good amount of time on your sites development.


Posted by Monster Galaxy  on  11/30  at  02:17 PM

Sadly, most of this is actually true. Prisoners are better off than most homeless people. It’s a sad world in which we live.


Posted by Wendy Roberts  on  12/06  at  01:31 AM

Lol. This is fun then. The oldies would sure love to do this. I mean, they’re being unattended so probably shooting would make them enjoy,


Posted by Solar Panels Baltimore  on  12/09  at  11:22 AM

Reminds me of the story of the guy who robbed a bank for $1.00 to get health care treatment.


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